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I scissor-kicked a shepherd trying to throw porridge at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a koala 🐨 a magpie a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a goose a coot a pigeon a swan 🦢

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