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Hungry boy
My pet
parrot 🦜
Rex
ate all my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
scrambled egg
fish fingers
hummus
porridge
potatoes
gherkins
prawns
yoghurt
garlic cloves
tomato ketchup
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