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Hungry boy
My pet
parrot 🦜
Rex
ate all my
prawns
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...dress
tights
trousers
vest
bra
sunglasses
...cardigan
right shoe
pants
...shirt
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