Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
parrot 🦜
Rex
ate all my
scrambled egg
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...skirt
trousers
tights
pants
right shoe
bra
left shoe
...shirt
tie
hoody
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