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Hungry boy
My pet
gerbil 🐹
Simba
ate all my
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Doritos
nacho cheese
chicken wings
bread
tinned tuna
tinned frankfurters
shrimp
pitted olives
taramasalata
fish fingers
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