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Hungry boy
My pet
gerbil 🐹
Simba
ate all my
chicken wings
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
knickers
left shoe
trousers
hoody
tie
...skirt
socks
pants
baseball cap
bra
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