Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
gerbil 🐹
Simba
ate all my
Doritos
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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left shoe
trousers
...cardigan
pants
...shirt
bra
...dress
socks
tie
tights
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