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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
poison
a raccoon 🦝
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a park
a restaurant
a cinema
a corner shop
a golf club
an Ikea
a hospital
a woodland
a field
a coffee shop
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Dan
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