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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
poison
a raccoon 🦝
in
a playground
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Arlesey
Masham
Leominster
Upton-upon-Severn
Rochester
Yeovil
Halesworth
Taunton
Witney
Wembley
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