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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
poison
a raccoon 🦝
in
a corner shop
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Olney
Burnham-on-Crouch
Silsden
Minster
Willenhall
Croydon
Belper
Wath-upon-Dearne
Scunthorpe
New Mills
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