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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
jostle
a swan 🦢
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a service station
a nature reserve
a taxi rank
a field
a library
an Ikea
a coffee shop
a supermarket
a park
a school
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.