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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
jostle
a swan 🦢
in
a coffee shop
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Filton
Skelmersdale
Gravesend
Shefford
Blyth
Sudbury
Godmanchester
Bridgnorth
Bishop's Waltham
Leominster
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