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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
jostle
a swan 🦢
in
a service station
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Market Deeping
Workington
Matlock
Woburn Sands
Belper
Beverley
Fazeley
Broadstairs and St Peter's
Olney
Ware
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Dan
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