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Pet death
My
aunt
Delilah
had their beloved pet
snake 🐍
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Molly
Stella
Piper
...Snuffles
Simba
Frodo
Snort
Weasley
...Sparkles
Dixie
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