Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.