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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Molly eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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