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Pet squish

My daughter dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 puppy 🐶 dog 🐕 labrador 🐕 pony 🐴 gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶 mouse 🐁 tarantula 🕷

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