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Pet squish

My daughter dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 pony 🐴 dog 🐕 pug 🐶 poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 snake 🐍 cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 canary 🦜

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