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Pet squish

My daughter dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹 monkey 🐒 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 dog 🐕

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