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Pet squish

My daughter dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

gerbil 🐹 hamster 🐹 cat 🐈 rock ⚫️ snake 🐍 kitten 🐱 rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜 pony 🐴 poodle 🐩

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