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Pet squish
My
daughter
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
kitten 🐱
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Spock
Molly
Gus
Kirk
Snort
Lola
Misty
Coco
Millie
...Stink
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