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Pet squish
My
daughter
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
pony 🐴
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Widget
Gizmo
Hufflepuff
Luke Skywalker
Pennywise
Squishy
Picard
Spock
Champ
Alfie
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Dan
.