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Pet squish
My
daughter
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
pony 🐴
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Molly
Peanut
...Cuddles
Thor
Pebbles
Rex
Murphy
Simba
...Wibble
Piper
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