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Pet squish

My father dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 dog 🐕 gerbil 🐹 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩

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