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Pet squish

My father dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜 puppy 🐶 parakeet 🦜 labrador 🐕 rock ⚫️ poodle 🐩 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜

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