Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Pet squish
My
father
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Minnie
Maggie
Millie
Ginger
Bilbo
Bob
Widget
Geoffrey
...Wibble
...Cuddles
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.