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Pet squish
My
father
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
poodle 🐩
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...Snuffles
Rufus
Twilight Sparkle
Tinkerbell
Champ
Simpkins
...Wibble
...Stink
Bilbo
Izzy
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