Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Pet squish
My
aunt
Trudy
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
labrador 🐕
rabbit 🐰
cat 🐈
pony 🐴
mouse 🐁
canary 🦜
gerbil 🐹
parakeet 🦜
dog 🐕
snake 🐍
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.