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Pet squish
My
aunt
Trudy
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
gerbil 🐹
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start another snivelling excuse
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Millie
Roxy
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Teddy
...Stink
Weasley
Geoffrey
Smeagol
Rosie
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