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Pet squish
My
aunt
Trudy
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
rabbit 🐰
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Daenerys
Bilbo
Pennywise
Zeus
Simba
Akira
Rosie
...Cuddles
Teddy
Bella
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