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Pet squish
My
aunt
Trisha
dropped
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start another snivelling excuse
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a refrigerator
a sofa
a piano
a photocopier
a bowling ball
a gold ingot
a barrel
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
a television
an anvil
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