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Pet squish

My aunt Trisha dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 hamster 🐹 parakeet 🦜 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩

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