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Pet squish

My aunt Trisha dropped a small child on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶

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