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Pet squish
My
aunt
Cecilia
dropped
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
an anvil
a television
a photocopier
a bowling ball
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
a bicycle
a computer
a gold ingot
a priceless vase
a sofa
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