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Pet squish

My aunt Cecilia dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹 labrador 🐕 pug 🐶 canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜 tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 rock ⚫️ goldfish 🐠

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