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Pet squish
My
aunt
Cecilia
dropped
a piano
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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rabbit 🐰
snake 🐍
rock ⚫️
canary 🦜
parakeet 🦜
pug 🐶
guinea pig 🇬🇳
pony 🐴
monkey 🐒
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