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Pet squish
My
aunt
Emily
dropped
a gold ingot
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
guinea pig 🇬🇳
kitten 🐱
hamster 🐹
puppy 🐶
parakeet 🦜
labrador 🐕
tarantula 🕷
snake 🐍
dog 🐕
monkey 🐒
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