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Pet squish

My aunt Emily dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

gerbil 🐹 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 rabbit 🐰 snake 🐍 dog 🐕 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩

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