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Pet squish

My aunt Emily dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁 pug 🐶 labrador 🐕 cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 snake 🐍

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