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Pet squish
My
aunt
Emily
dropped
a gold ingot
on their pet
parakeet 🦜
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Pebbles
Peanut
Piper
Lola
Bella
Charlie
Alfie
Pepper
Simba
Roxy
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