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Pet squish
My
aunt
Emily
dropped
a gold ingot
on their pet
poodle 🐩
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
Charlie
Sparky
Twilight Sparkle
Jenkins
Millie
Gizmo
Picard
Weasley
Voldemort
Squishy
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