Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Bridget tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bicycle a television a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a photocopier a watermelon a car tyre a sofa a computer a priceless vase an anvil

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