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Bad trip
My
step-auntie
Bridget
tripped over
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
and
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
was in a coma for
horrifically bruised their
broke their
tore off their
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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