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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Dorothy
ate
soggy lettuce
and
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
scissor-kicked
head-butted
strangled
punched
bit
Vulcan death-gripped
slapped
kicked
kneed
throat-punched
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