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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Dorothy
ate
soggy lettuce
and
bit
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a spy
a policeman
a soldier
a pilot
a sailor
a tramp
a child
a man
a ticket inspector
a student
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