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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Emily
ate
yesterday's fish
and
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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nutcracker choked
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roundhouse kicked
kicked
Vulcan death-gripped
strangled
bit
head-butted
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