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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Emily
ate
yesterday's fish
and
karate-chopped
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a pilot
a policeman
a TV personality
a spy
a tramp
a doctor
a shepherd
a farmer
a bus driver
a surgeon
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