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Bad food
My
uncle
ate
stale bread
and
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
kicked
strangled
punched
nutcracker choked
scissor-kicked
Vulcan death-gripped
karate-chopped
bit
throat-punched
roundhouse kicked
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