Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad food
My
uncle
ate
stale bread
and
karate-chopped
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a dentist
a spy
a child
a shepherd
a man
a policewoman
a doctor
a student
a sailor
a ticket inspector
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.