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Bad maintenance
My train's
window
prosecco
dispenser
leaked all over
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a Gambian
an Italian
a South Sudanese
a Citizen of Guinea-Bissau
a British
a Bahraini
a Gabonese
a Nigerien
an Egyptian
a Citizen of Antigua and Barbuda
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