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Bad maintenance
My train's
window
prosecco
dispenser
leaked all over
a South Sudanese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
surgeon
policeman
bus driver
taxi driver
shepherd
policewoman
TV personality
man
dentist
pilot
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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