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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
Bacardi Breezers
dispenser
leaked all over
an English
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
doctor
a spy
student
policeman
milkman
bus driver
farmer
taxi driver
ticket inspector
tramp
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.