Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
Bacardi Breezers
dispenser
leaked all over
an English
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Citizen of Seychelles
British
Belizean
Citizen of Vanuatu
Albanian
Barbadian
Paraguayan
Turkmen
Japanese
Emirati
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.