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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
Fosters
dispenser
leaked all over
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a Senegalese
a Cuban
an Emirati
an Armenian
an Eritrean
a Macedonian
a Citizen of Seychelles
a South Korean
a Bruneian
a Tunisian
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