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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
Fosters
dispenser
leaked all over
a Tunisian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
milkman
ticket inspector
sailor
surgeon
policeman
TV personality
farmer
woman
taxi driver
dentist
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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