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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
CD-ROM drive
leaked all over
a Northern Irish
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
student
tramp
a spy
surgeon
farmer
woman
pilot
policeman
child
bus driver
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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