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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
CD-ROM drive
leaked all over
a Northern Irish
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
French
Vatican citizen
Paraguayan
Georgian
Turks and Caicos Islander
Kyrgyz
Nigerien
Stateless
Israeli
Portuguese
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.